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"I always wanted the reboot of Ghostbusters to be four girl-ghostbusters. Like, four normal, plucky women living in New York City searching for Mr. Right and trying to find jobs — but who also bust ghosts. I’m not an idiot, though. I know the demographic for Ghostbusters is teenage boys, and I know they would kill themselves if two ghostbusters had a makeover at Sephora. I just have always wanted to see a cool girl having her first kiss with a guy she’s had a crush on, and then have to excuse herself to go trap the pissed-off ghosts of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire or something. In my imagination, I am, of course, one of the ghostbusters, with the likes of say, Emily Blunt, Taraji Henson, and Natalie Portman. Even if I’m not the ringleader, I’m definitely the one who gets to say “I ain’t afraid a no ghost.” At least the first time."

— Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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bitchesaloud:
  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

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saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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bombing:

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

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hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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